Interview with Milesini of Le Tipping - the ultimate Tour de France tipping comp

I look forward to July for a couple of reasons. One is the Tour. The second is the Tour de France tipping competition run by Miles Prosser, aptly named 'Le Tipping', run out of Canberra. Entry is free and there are no fancy prizes - unless you count the coveted Highlighter Jaune which is won by the winning tipster each year. I get a feeling Miles doesn't get much sleep in July, judging from the daily updates that land in my inbox at 8am each morning. Le Tipping is brilliant. To enter, you have to pick a team of 12 riders and meet a salary cap for the team that is counted in Boardmans (the official currency of Le Tipping, in honour of what Miles calls the most overrated cyclist in history - Brit Chris Boardman. As Miles puts it, even the most lowly-ranked tour rider is worth at least 7 Boardmans.) Each day Miles sends out an Excel spreadsheet that ranks all the tipsters and lets you compete against your mates for Le Tippin glory. Are you getting a feeling for how fun this caper is?

Miles kindly agreed to be interviewed by Ride Happy to spread the Le Tipping love. Bookmark his link for next year and enter Le Tipping if you're not already on board - I guarantee it'll make your TdF more fun.

Milesini [that's Miles' Le Tipping pseudonym], welcome to the Ride Happy couch. First, congratulations on another season of Le Tipping. Tell us about the competition - how did it start and how does it work? Like a lot of things, le tipping started as healthy competition between brothers.  My brother and I enjoyed watching cycling and spiced up the viewing by pitting our knowledge against each other.  We then roped in some work colleagues and friends. It's just grown from there.  Each year we get most of the previous tipsters back and some more of their friends and friends' friends.  It's become our own version of "six degrees of separation".   How many tipsters have signed up this year? This year we have about 700 tipsters, from about twenty, ten years ago. We've tried to keep it pretty simple.  You pick a team at the start of the Tour and sit back and watch how they go.  We impose a salary cap to stop people picking all the best riders.  That's turned out to be a great leveler between people with a range of cycling knowledge as well as an added challenge for those that think they know the cycling scene. On the feedback we get, the aspects that make the competition popular are that you only have to pick your riders once, you get daily updates and you can customize the competition to focus on your friends.   As a Le Tour connoisseur, how do you see this year's tour panning out? First, I should confess that although I love the Tour, I'm not great at predicting the outcome.  My tipping results over the years have proven that.  I can't see Contador being beaten but of course there is so much going on at the Tour other than the race for the overall.  I always enjoy seeing "the next great tour contender" appear, only to struggle in the following year with all the attention and expectation.  If i could pick the next big thing I'd do much better at tipping than I do.  The sprinting battle has been great in recent years and I think they often provide the most interesting personalities - like Cav recently and Super-Mario in the past. Unfortunately this year there is no Canberra representative so we don't have Mick Rogers or Matt Hayman to cheer on.   What's your tip for winning the Highlighter Jaune? I spent all my Boardmans on Contador and I'm getting worried. You should be worried, I tried to price Contador so he wouldn't be a winning tip!  The secret seems to be to pick those riders who were relative unknowns at the start of le Tour (and therefore cheap) but who are household names by the end.  Given I've never been able to do it, I presume that is mostly luck!  

You have a few celebrity tipsters amongst the le tipping ranks.  Do pro cyclists fare any better than the average punter? One of the great things about cycling is how accessible the pro riders are - at races and while training.  It's good of them to put their reputations on the line in le tipping and the short answer is no, they are no better than the rest of us. One of our tipsters is a statistician by profession and he has done some great analysis to show that cycling knowledge, cycling ability, and confidence are all irrelevant at best, and perhaps a liability at worse, in le tipping.   At the start 0f the Tour the QuickStep team bus got raided by the anti-doping authorities.  What's the inside word from le Tipping HQ? I reckon QuickStep has been throwing races all year just to lower their salaries in le Tipping.  Maybe they were looking for some go-slow substances.  I worry about the authority's ability to spot suspicious results if they are targeting the QuickStep team...  

Do you have any amusing anecdotes to share from your years as a Le Tipping invigiliator? The ever-growing web of tipsters has created a few funny moments.  My wife Dianna was at a serious work meeting last year when another attendee who she'd never met suddenly turned to her and said "Hey, are you Diinadych?" (her tipping name).  It's surprising how often you run into someone who has been roped into le tipping.   How can a Ride Happy reader get involved in le Tipping next year? Easy - you can tell them when the entry form comes out and they just have to send it in.  Sooner or later it will all get too big for either me or Excel but we are a long way from that yet.  The more tipsters the better and we customize the results so you can choose a subset of the tipsters for your own mini-competition.  I'll make sure we get the notice out in plenty if time next year.

Thanks Milesini! For all those Ride Happy readers wanting to get involved in Le Tipping next year, perhaps put a comment below. If there are enough of you I'll make sure I send out the Le Tipping entry details next year!

Biggest surprises of Le Tour

Video of stage 9 breakaway crash It's been a big start to the Tour de France. Favourites getting caught out, crashes and maverick moto drivers. In no particular order, here are my top surprises (so far) from the Tour:

- Contador getting caught out on stage 1 with poor bunch positioning. Rookie error. - Hushovd climbing so well and holding onto yellow. - Cadel's aggression so early in the Tour. - BMC's great TTT. - The number of crashes and GC contendors taken out. A mix of bad luck, reckless conduct by spectators/media cars... and perhaps some responsiblity needs to be taken by the race director (for stage 5, at least).

What are your surprises?

Lisa's Mum's guide to surviving a conversation with a Tour tragic

Lisa's Mum understands the unenviable position of being stuck in a conversation on a topic she knows nothing about. She encountered this very problem only the other day when sitting next to Julia Gillard at a roundtable forum for Influential Women of the 21st Century held at the Altona South RSL. Although Lisa's Mum found Julia charming and very smartly dressed, her views on carbon pricing were somewhat limited, which made for some awkward silences between the pair. Lisa's Mum is here to ensure that the same does not happen to you during Tour time. Here are some fail-safe phrases to throw into water-cooler discussions about Le Tour / the Giro / Vuelta. Just make sure you deliver your snappy line and move smoothly away before the other person draws you into a proper conversation:

On the way the tour is panning out:

  • It's a game of cat and mouse
  • Ah yes, but they haven't hit the mountains yet
  • It's because Cadel still has a crappy team

On individual riders:

  • He's bluffing
  • Crikey he's arrogant. Can you believe what he gets paid?
  • What a hard man. They say he can crack walnuts between his calves just by putting his feet together and sneezing

On doping:

  • Doper or non-doper, Contador is still the best cyclist in the world
  • I ate a steak once, but I didn't test positive
  • Have you read 'Rough Ride'?

On the race radio debate:

  • Rider safety is important, but it's also important that I get to watch exciting TV
  • Why don't they all just listen to ABC NewsRadio? I do.

Good luck! And get some of your wife's eyeliner onto you - those dark circles are unbecoming.

Rest in Peace Carly Hibberd

I work up today to the terrible news that Carly Hibberd, an Aussie pro cyclist from Brisbane, had been killed in Italy whilst out training. It is always horrible to hear news of a cyclist being killed, and when it is someone you know it hits hard.

Carly was 26 and a member of the Cassina Rizzardi A Style Fionucci pro cycling team in Italy. The last time I spoke to her was last year when she was racing on the Michela Fanini-Record-Rox squad and we did some of the same races in Europe. Carly packed a lot in to her cycling life. In my first year of racing, she won the Australian national series and then jetted off to Europe. When I was very much a rookie I was quite awe-struck by how experienced and accomplished she was. She went to Europe and for 3 years followed her dream of being a professional cyclist.

It is a huge shock. My thoughts go out to Carly's family and friends.

[Photo courtesy www.cyclingarchives.com]

New contact form

Just a quickie today guys to say that there is now a Contact form up on the site to enable you to send in your photos, letters to Lisa's Mum, questions for What Would Cipo Do? and general comments. I've tried to make it as quick and user-friendly as possible but let me know if you have any suggestions for improvement. It would be great to hear from you! The reader input I've had so far has been just awesome, and the more that comes in, the better Ride Happy will be!

Cheers

Lisa

New bike setup, Le Tour time and Aussies at the Giro Donne

It's been a big week. The highlight for me was waking up on Sunday to discover that Aussie Shara Gillow was leading the Giro Donne (women's Giro d'Italia) with Sharon Laws in 2nd. Both of these chicks are awesome riders, physiological freaks and hard workers, and it's great to see their hard work paying off. Very well deserved. Today they are in 4th and 5th GC with Marianne Vos back to her winning ways (ok, if an Aussie could lose to anyone, it'd be Vos. I'm ok with that.) There is a lot of the Giro to go though so anything can happen... and to see Shara and Sharon in such good form is a great sign for their GC prospects.

Second big event was the Tour de France kicking off on Saturday. What a cracking start. I think everyone (myself included) thought it'd be a big yawn with Contador dominating everything, but the 2 crashes in stage 1 put paid to that. Contador is now almost 2 minutes down after stage 2's TTT and he will have to pull something incredible out of the bag to claw that back. Anything's possible now in the Tour and that's what makes it so exciting. Unfortunately I picked Contador on my TdF tipping team and it looks like I'm doomed!

Third big event (well, for me, anyway) was flying to Adelaide to get a bike fit done with Brian Hayes at AIS track. It was awesome to go home, even if only for 20 hours! and Brian has made some changes to my bike setup which I am HOPING will eliminate my hip pain. Things went well on a bunch ride on Saturday with TE which was encouraging. It is early days yet and I should know over the next couple of weeks how my body is responding to the new position.

Phew! Lots of words. Sorry guys. More pictures and fun things on http://www.ridehappy.com.au/ - including Lisa's Mum's long-awaited commentary on the Tour de France!

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Lisa's Mum's guide to the Tour de France

The Tour de France starts on July 2 and Lisa's Mum is excited. She is still a little bit miffed that Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen have declined her offer to join them on the SBS TdF commentary team. Apparently, they do have enough women commentators and no, they do not think omitting Lisa's Mum from this year's line-up would alienate a large portion of their audience.

Alberto is a big Star Trek fan but even big fans can get the official greeting wrong sometimes
Le Tour this year winds through all sorts of romantic-sounding French places before ending up on the Champs-Elysees where, like most tourists visiting Paris, the peleton will be too tired to do any decent shopping and won't be able to afford anything there, anyway.

Lisa's Mum appreciates that not all of her fans will have as intimate a knowledge of Le Tour as her. Accordingly, she will be providing Le Commentary for the next three weeks to help the uninitiated through the Greatest Show On Earth. To start with, here is a glossary for beginners:
  • Tour: A multi-day stage race (like the Tour de France). A Tour provides many days of racing, but just one overall winner. Which makes you wonder why the other 197 riders are so slow to catch on. The overall winner and some lucky other guys get to dress up in colourful jerseys at the end and everyone else loses 5kg. [See also Lisa's Mum's previous Guide to Cycling for Non-Cyclists]
  • Stage: One day of racing in a Tour. Even though there is only one winner at the end, each stage tricks riders into thinking they may have won (a 'Stage Winner'). On the podium, the Stage Winner is told the sad news that no, they are not the real winner, and they have to race again tomorrow. The frustration leads him to throw his bouquet of flowers into the crowd in a huff.
  • Time Trial: A stage of a Tour where each rider races not against other riders, but against the clock. Each rider is set off one or two minutes apart and told that there is only enough hot water in the showers at the end for 3 people. Each rider turns themselves inside out trying to get there first.
  • Neutral Start: Technically, this is where the start of the race is 'neutralised' and not part of the race, so that riders can parade through the start town nice and safe. I think in most pro men's races where the stages are 200km+ this generally works. In women's pro races of 100km, 'neutral start' means 'get to the front any way you can, as fast as you can, before the neutral zone ends'.
  • Finish line: Where the race ends. A rider's finishing time is taken from the moment they cross the line... unless they are in a big bunch, in which case the time is taken from the first wheel and given to everyone in the bunch. This is so that the riders who have not yet worked out what a Tour is (see Tour, above) will not be tempted to race everyone else in the bunch in order to 'win' the sprint for 38th place.
  • King of the Mountains: The smallest and skinniest rider who gets to look like Where's Wally as a reward.
  • Sprint Leader: Given to the rider with the biggest and strongest legs. Also the first rider likely to get fat when they retire.
  • Domestique: A rider who can ride just as well as their leader but is paid half as much. Often seen getting water bottles and getting spat out the back after an epic 150km solo breakaway.

Next: Lisa's Mum's guide to surviving conversations with a Tour de France tragic!

Aussie women dominate Giro Donne stage 2!

A massive day for Australia in the Tour de France (Cadel Evans 2nd stage 1)... But the big news is that Shara Gillow won the 2nd stage of the Giro Donne and the pink jersey! This is the first pink jersey for Australia EVER. I rode the Giro Donne with Shara last year and she is such a big talent. Big things are in store for that lady. The other big news is that 2nd in the stage was none other than Sharon Laws (aka nicest chick in the peleton). Shaz exited the Giro last year with a broken collarbone and spends most of the year being super-domestique for Emma Pooley on Garmin-Cervelo. Sharon is also an honorary Australian as she lives in Melbourne over the Aussie summer. What a huge weekend! It's all so exciting. I love July!

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